"Question","Answer"
"Where can I buy spare parts for my ACME product?","Spares can be purchased online at <a>www.acme.com</a> or over the telephone by calling one of our helpful ACME Sales Executives on 555-BUY-ACME"
"Can I use my ACME product in another country?","All ACME products are switchable between 110 and 220 volts and so should function in most countries.<br>Consult your product documentation for details of how to switch voltage.<br><b>Note:</b> Incorrect voltage selection may damage your product and is not covered by the guarantee. If in doubt consult a qualified electrician before changing this setting"
"The appliance does not appear to work","Appliances generally need power, have you plugged your appliance in?"
"My child has taken my appliance apart will you fix it?","No maintenace by unqualified minors is not covered in your guarantee. Always consult a qualified electrician or ACME Dealer. For a list of ACME dealers sonsult our website: online at <a>www.acme.com</a> or call us on 555-BUY-ACME"
"A peanut butter like substance appears to be oozing from the appliance what is the cause?","See the above question and have a word with your child"
"My cat has dissappeared, where could it have gone?","If you have a ACME dryer and have left the door open you may find that your cat likes the warm enclosed environment provided therein. Always check your dryer for pets and small children before switching on"
"Is the ACME range of fridges suitable for the storage of beer?","Like all ACME product lines, ACME Fridges have a proud history at being ideally suited to their job. They excel at beverage storage of any kind"
"With the ACME range of Fridges, does the light go out when I close the door?","You will never know"
